so some old crazy woman came in the store today. she had 3 plungers in her cart. while im helping someone, i look over and see her SNIFFING the plungers. first one, then the second, then the third. then the second again. then all of them. why i do not know. so i finish my sentence to a guy about a sump pump, and this crazy woman pushes her cart into me, gives me some derrnaged, "im out on bail and im fucking nuts!!!!" stare, and shrieks at me....

"how do you get the stink out?"

i blink.

"well how do you get the stink out of them?"

she goes back to putting the cup of the plunger an inch from her face, and starts furiously snorting. i laugh at her. the customer i was helping looks freightened. so i tell her she should wash it some scented soap once or twice.

"will that take the STINK OUT?!", as she rolls her eyes around and stops sniffing.

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what the hell is wrong with people.....