Becoming A Crack-Stitute! Learn my system to create your keys to financial success! Or, study at home to receive your certificate in: Office Transcription, PC Repair, Radiator Technician, Paint Salesmanship, Restaurant Management, or Parking Lot Attendant!
just a little something i wrote up... kind of along the lines of those infomercials about how to make great money in real estate... BUY MY BOOK, LEARN THE SECRETS IN 3 EASY STEPS TO YOUR FINANCIAL FREEDOM! that kind of stuff. anyhow...
Becoming a crack-stitute, in three easy steps! By the Scott R. Alvarado, School of Business and Management!
STEP 1: Move into the most notorious subsidized housing area in town, or find the most seedy industrial area of town or run down trailer court available; this will serve as your office space! Its also a great place to beging networking for additional clients once you are prepared!
STEP 2: Create a substance abuse issue! Feel free to choose a group to specialize in: Heroin, Crack, Cocaine, Meth, Collegiate Drugs [weed, alcohol abuse, cough syrup], Prescription Dugs [methadone, vicodin, ketamine, pyscho stimulants, tranquilizers, anti depressants], and Make-shift Drugs [solvents, gasoline, model glue, amonia, paint thinner, burnt wire coatings, markers]. Remember to specialize in one group, but feel free to experiment to find which group is for you! Two things to remember, once youre addiction becomes crippling and complete, youve found your match! Secondly, choose your addiction based on select factors; including race, age, and especially locality... Keep in mind that abusing exotic drugs for your locality brings up your status, we want to bring it down to the level of your potential customers satisfaction!
STEP 3: Create damaging relationships and prospects that will forever alter your life, and discourage any sense of self worth or skillset you may have had! While the drug abuse helps find friends, your locality should severly limit your choices for income once drug abuse has set in fully. Understand that the key to suck-cess, in this business requires that your last course of action really be your best course of action.... so sell yourself! Once battered and beaten with great levels of devaluation, with no income, in a terrible environment, with a keen addiction to illicit substances, youll find out how special your talents really are. Youll also help uphold the system in place around you, often finding others just like yourself to aid in your transition!
Enjoy!
