Thursday, August 21, 2003

5 friends
2 cases
some quotes:



mouse: ive had loads from boxers thrown in my face... oh wait

Scott: why are we throwing shit at my balls
mouse: were not
coach: actually that was me.... you know i want a piece of that scott

scott: i dont think theres a better word to describe him than, Dork
coach: yeah no shit; hed be like... i have friends... on Everquest
scott: he never left that fucking game
jeff: yeah like the only time he did was when we made him buy us booze
scott: i bet he probably took a dump in a bag so he didnt have to stop playing
coach: nah he just took it on Everquest

coach: ha! chineese railroad workers allways took it in the butt.

coach: are you ok to drive man?
jeff: dude, i was way more trashed when i drove home from the country club last week...

coach: yeah, qvqa
scott: shit
jeff: how would that work, two dildos
coach: i dunno, thats alot of action in one small space
scott: i think you might start needing cranes and wires at that point

khaldee: i dont like cats
scott: whats wrong with pussy, you dont like it?
khaldee: ugggggh.
laughter
scott: i know some other girls that like pussy... quite abit.
khaldee: anyway, i was saying Mouse had cat hair all ove her shirt
scott: hahahahahahaha
khaldee: oh god
coach: hahahahaha

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