1st Ever: 40s 4 Phun Night

scott: rabbit... you better not be drunk off one bottle of that crap
rabbit: oooooh yeah i am. [stumbles gettin out of chair] how do you open the fridge? [shes pulling on the wrong side of the door]
mouse: ugh.
scott: thats pathetic, babies drink more than that on the way to fingerpainting

mouse: i assure you im not in jersey dishes
[she meant the porno: Jersey Jizzers]

scott: [typing quote out]
mouse: oh shit.... its me i know it.

coach: god give me a break, ive had a mickeys im buzzy
rabbit: yeah, then youre behind me...
scott and mouse: *laughter*

breaking benjamin - polymorphous

rabbit: why izzznut she drunking anything shes the least druzdrunk [to mouse]

coach: dude i think i spilled some out of the bottle... [1/3 of bottle is all over carpet, and dripping on my chair]

rabbit: i was moving down to make room for mouse on the bed too
scott: kinky

scott: dude, youre going to hit the door
coach: no im not... its right here [waives arm]
scott: dude.. thats a wall.
coach: shut up scott

scott: you want people talking about your ass
coach: no i dont.. it a nice ass, but i dont...

coach: dude, you better get in there [scotts room]
scott: why
coach: rabbit is 'presenting' to you!
scott: nooo. [looks] oh geez. she passed out in my bed

rabbit: what the hell kinda game is this, stephanie looses?
scott: kinda. its called scott wins, but you get the idea.
rabbit: woah! no groaping
scott: that wasnt groaping, this is... [grabs]

coach: *vommit* aaaaandrea.... *dry heave* dont let me get this drunk *vommit* again.

coach: why didnt you give me a pillow last night?
mouse: because you would have puked all over it
coach: i would not... everything made it into puke box... see. its a little crusty now, but its all in there.

coach: man... puke bucket fills up... and then... then! he empties and hes ready for more!!!! waaah!

the final totals....
rabbit: 4 Stoli Mixed Bottles, wine sips... passes out from it
mouse: 2 Stoli Mixed Bottles, partial Mickeys, wine sips... walks away unschathed
coach: 2 Mickeys 40s, 1 budlight, 1/4 bottle of wine... obliterated and puking.
scott: 1 Old English 40, 1 Cobra 40, 2 Budlights, 1/4 bottle of wine... but only slightly buzzed